Monday, September 25, 2006

Test Your Knowledge

Are you a real Christian? Do you really know about the church? Test your knowledge with these 5 questions! Answers found below.


A missionary's worst enemy is:
a) Satan
b) The natives
c) Governmental bureaucracy
d) A church parking lot in America that needs to be paved

The Minister’s day off is generally:
a) Monday
b) Like any other day except he dresses more casually
c) Spent mowing, running errands, cleaning the house with wife
d) A myth

Preaching a series on the Holy Spirit will:
a) Lead to a revival in the church
b) Lead to thought-provoking dialogue on the topic
c) Lead to tongue-speaking
d) Lead to a moving van being parked in front of the parsonage

A sermon on Grace will:
a) Create a great appreciation for God
b) Cause the church to be more forgiving
c) Be forgotten by the Sunday evening service
d) Get the preacher “written up” in a brotherhood journal

A church service beginning on time is a sign that:
a) The congregation consists only of military families
b) A miracle has happened
c) The members are excited about worshipping God
d) Everyone forgot about Daylight Savings Time


Answers:
1. d; 2. d; 3. d; 4. d; 5. d

6 Comments:

At 2:09 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA

Brother between your and Patrick Meade's post today I am dying of laughter. I have never laughed so hard on a Monday!

I love it!

By the way, keep preaching those "moving sermons." It is almost a year since I preached my "moving sermon series."

 
At 6:13 PM, Blogger Wade Tannehill said...

Now that's hilarious! And I got 100 percent. I must be a preacher.

 
At 8:02 PM, Blogger Royce Ogle said...

Good stuff Brian.

Thanks for visiting my blog and for your comment.

Grace and Peace,
Royce Ogle

 
At 2:01 PM, Blogger Brian Nicklaus said...

thanks brothers,
I guess all humor has a kernel of truth, huh?

 
At 12:41 AM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Angela and I laughed so hard. Thanks for a great laugh.

 
At 6:08 PM, Blogger Matt said...

Sad but true.

 

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